How to cross a border:- Prepare for crossing at first light
- Take one old camper van
- Attach one moribund trailer box
- Take one constipated baby producing smelly farts
- Add one yummy mummy
- Attach the baby to the yummy mummy’s breast and leave them in bed
- Make sure you haven't opened the doors or windows to let fresh air inside since the previous day
- Cross the border early in the morning when the customs officer has just enjoyed his morning coffee
- Present the most diplomatically pleasing passport on top of the pile (French in Romania works well. Bulgarian not so well, it's too close for friendship)
- If the customs officer insists on coming into the camper van let him in with a smile.
Price of bribe saved, Euro 10
Face on the custom officer's face when he enters the camper van, priceless!
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